framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees)

coffee-and-dykes:

pizza-queen:

pizza-queen:

I AM WHEEZING

still laughing at this omfg

why am i laughing so hard

cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

(Source: sorrowandgrace)

(Source: johto-jordan)

(Source: retrodust)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h)


departured:

trendingly:

What Cities Would Look Like Without Lights

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omg this is so cool take a look 

cunt3r-parts:

I could go for some rough sex and a large pizza

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck